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The cats and dogs lived in disharmony for a while, until a brilliant ‘ogventor’ dog came up with the idea of ‘catapulting’ the cats over the river to the other side. The cats who landed on their feet in this lush land became the Fat Mat Cats; the ones who collided with the riverbank first, became known as the Flatypusses. The redundant catapults later became useful in playing the game of Ogby (a disordered, chaotic game with sticks).
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Encircling the security of the Og Bog village are huge pools of black, slimy water. Horrid, sinister creatures sulk beneath the gloopy surface waiting to fling out their ‘ten tackles’ and ensnare their victims in mud. They are especially prevalent in the notorious Bog Bog Bog Bog Bog, along with the malicious, sniggering Nancumpoops.
Beyond the most dangerous bogs live the legendary Dragogs (fierce, fiery creatures that enjoy freshly barbecued prey more than anything), and the cold blooded, malevolent Crocodice that dwell high in the glacial ice of Neverest and K9.
The forest is home to many friendly creatures like the Either and Neither beavers, jolly, practical jokers who work with the Og Bog Dogs to move lumber out of the woodlands, down the river to the village. They are sometimes helped, but mostly hindered, by the Snizzly Grizzlys, grumpy bears with constantly dripping noses.
